First off, no silliness, moose jokes, moosephobics or rabbits allowed. This is a casual blog, not some brawly swear fest a la South Park. Also, any ads (not on the site ha ha i realise that smart-alexander) are greatfully received, with a condition of one whole carrot per campaign.

Canada is on top the USA. So what? Iraq on top of the sea on the map, and you don't see terrapins breaking up in protest about it (well, most people dont) Let's list their exports:

1: Maple Syrup.
Very tasty

2:Snow
White christmases? Bing Cosby, you have Canadas new money-making scheme

3:Bryan Adams
So what if everyone only remembers Summer of 69?

and finally

4:Um, er...
Um, er...

Canada has taken enough parodies from Weird Al's song Canadian Idiot and
South Parks Emmy almost-winning Blame Canada. I mean, moose, the CN Tower, ice hockey hooligans all come from Canada. Without Canada, the USA wouldn't have John Dillinger, Al Capone or that ex-Irish immigrant who tripped that marathon runner in the Olympics 2004 (fine he never immigrated. America claim all the best celebrities)

The USA
To decide wheter or not America is stupid, watch http://www.youtube.com/watchv=fJuNgBkloFE
then report what you see

Example

Name a Country begging with U?
Yugoslavia
Utah

Who is Tony Blair?
Skater
Rapper
Linda Blairs Brother

How many sides does a triangle have?
4

What state does KFC come from?
Uhhhh
Do you know what KFC stands for?
Yeah, Kentucky Fried Chicken right, yeah?
So where would KFC come from?
Jeez, I dunno...

Bush Quotes

I think war is a dangerous place

If we dont succeed, we run the risk of failure

For NASA, space is still a big priority

I stand by any misstatements I've made

In conclusion, Canada may be boring, repetitive and has been spoofed by Sout Park, it's surely better than its neighbour the USA

Casual Moose